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Change of direction

I spent my winter/spring writing a script called “Lamb of God.” It’s about a woman who survives a plane crash and loses her...

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Twitter and her malcontents

My Dear Nieces & Nephews,

I’ve been getting a bit of flak lately, from the usual sources, and from some new ones. You’ve...

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Yeah! “do it for mom”, she hates AIDS. (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood Walk of Fame)

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Nice try asshole

A couple of weeks ago, (at least I think it was, I don’t know I’m really bad with time span) someone sent me a rude message on here....

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April 22, 2012 6:18 pm

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I MUST OWN THIS.
April 22, 2012 6:15 pm

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“Ow, bitch” - this woman’s vital organs.

God, I love Etsy.
August 10, 2011 10:19 am

Anyone else cringing at the Tim Gunn/Expedia commercials and his “see if we can stitch together a better deal”…{cringe}
July 31, 2011 2:19 pm

My husband just said: “They’re really going to test their mustard this week” #amused
July 22, 2011 1:58 am

What’s the cure for hiccups, cursing isn’t working
July 14, 2011 10:01 pm

Good is the frenemy of great.
July 8, 2011 10:37 pm

Whenever I get a notice that “one user following you has been deleted” from Twitter I feel dirty. :(
July 3, 2011 10:43 am

It’s never too early to start saving for your child’s therapy. :(
June 30, 2011 7:12 am

Is there a Groupon for abortion? Asking for a slut. :(
June 24, 2011 4:38 pm

The Bloggess - freaking hilarious. →

The Bloggess - freaking hilarious. →